Gonna be a bear!

Såklart måste jag smita från mattepluggandet igen. Det är helt enkelt för tråkigt! Läste en rolig text på nätet. Ska bli björn. ;)

In this life, I´m a woman.

In my next life, I´d like to come back as a bear.

When you´re a bear, you get to hibernate.

You do nothing but sleep, for six months.

I could deal with that!

Before you hibernate, you´re supposed to eat yourself stupid.

I could deal with that too!

When you´re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you´re sleeping, and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.

I could defininely deal with that!

If you´re mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.

You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.

If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.

I could deal with that!

If you´re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.

He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!


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